Read on for the jokes:
This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!
Unbelievable, but supposedly all true!!!!
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Tech support:� What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer:�� A white one...
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Customer:�� Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support:� Have you tried pushing the button??
Customer:�� Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support:� That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer:� No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
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Tech support:�� Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.?
Customer:�� Your left or my left??
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Tech support:�� Good day. How may I help you??
Male customer:�� Hello... I can't print.
Tech support:�� Would you click on 'start' for me and..
Customer:�� Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, dammit!
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Customer:��� Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.��� Every time I try,
it says 'Can't find printer'.���� I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the
�monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...?
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Customer:�� I have problems printing in red...
Tech support:�� Do you have a color printer??
Customer:�� Aaaah..................thank you.
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Tech support:�� What's on your monitor now, ma'am??
Customer:�� A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer:�� My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support:�� Are you sure it's plugged into the computer??
Customer:�� No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support:��� Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:�� OK
Tech support:�� Did the keyboard come with you??
Customer:���� Yes
Tech support:��� That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard??
Customer:�� Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Tech support:�� Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer:�� Is that 7 in capital letters??
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Customer:�� I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:�� Are you sure you used the right password??
Customer:�� Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:��� Can you tell me what the password was??
Customer:��� Five stars.
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Tech support:�� What anti-virus program do you use??
Customer:��� Netscape.
Tech support:�� That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:��� Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer:�� I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support:�� How may I help you??
Customer:�� I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:�� OK, and what seems to be the problem??
Customer:�� Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it??
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support:�� Are you running it under windows??
Customer:�� 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
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And last but not least...
Tech support:�� 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer:�� I don't have a P.
Tech support:��� On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:��� What do you mean??
Tech support:�� 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:��� I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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I laughed A LOT over those! Now I have to explain to everyone who heard me why I was laughing, haha. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you had a good laugh.
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